BR

Dare I ask how you came into possession of BR's photo she says?
Stalking Facebook I say.

I want it on the record that, regarding BR, my thoughts are purely artistic she says.
Define artistic I say.

Artistic – pertaining to the quality of a particular medium, in this case classical music interpretation she says.
I am speechless I say.

I am thinking of getting a Black and Decker gadget that blows and sucks leaves she says.
Dare I go there? Thinking of BR weren't you I say.

Then there was silence.
Then we laughed hysterically.